C: omg elle, this woman just walked in[to the Coffee Bean] wearing a balmain jacket, a huge pink louis monogram with two big ass furry tails attached (you know the ss10 ones?) and alex mcqueen heels
me: LOLLLLLL! the armadillo shoes!?
C: yeah! its like “let me put on all the most expensive shit i own day”
C: it makes me so sad to see such beautiful things like…clashing so terribly
Who gets coffee in Mcqueen armadillos!? WHO?? (I don’t think anyone should be allowed to do this unless you are Lady Gaga or you’re shooting a pictorial for a prestigious fashion magazine.)